Posted by Stephen J Proctor Jr on 7/22/2020 to
Vinyl Records
A lot of folks have beanz asking if Johnny Cash had Hemorrhoids. The answer is a shocking Yes
Eye witnesses have stepped forward. Mostly bleeding dead rock stars
An entry from Michael Jackson's diary states that while putting his nose up Johnny Cash's anus, he noticed swollen veins, & recommended course of Preparation H
In addition to hemorrhoids. Johnny Cash is most famous for his Rockabilly Blues vinyl record
Let it Bleed
