Christmas Music Sells Well as Vinyl Records

• Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
• Christmas presents under the Christmas tree
  
• Naughty Bratmobile kids get Coal inside their stockings
• Christmas retail promotions
• Christmas vinyl records on your turntable

It's unfortunate that greedy corporations like Scrooge Inc. will exploit this seasonal goodwill & Current Phonograph is just as guilty with our meager Christmas music offerings

I told our C.E.O Glen ugly Naughty AK GuN that it's all about discount vinyl records this year & he scoffed

Despite his mean warning. I went ahead & discounted these Christmas vinyl records anyhow. If he finds out, I'm fired

Smithereens, The - Christmas Morning / 'Twas The Night Before Christmas, 7" Vinyl Record, Single, Tollie Records r A cool band & their 7" vinyl record called Christmas Morning will knock your socks off

Various Artists, DR. SEUSS’ THE GRINCH, Original Motion Picture Soundtrack, 12" Vinyl Record, Album, LP, Real Gone Music The Grinch who stole Christmas makes me laugh

Lauper, Cyndi - Merry Christmas…Have a Nice Life!, 12" Vinyl Record, Album, LP, Real Gone Music - worth OWNING

I think all this Christmas music on vinyl is pretty cool

Pick up A copy today & Merry Christmas HO HO HO ...

... or Happy Hanukkah if your A Jew or Happy Kwanza if your Black or...God only knows wot Muslims celebrate ... OK I'll shut up !!!